President Trump will hold a news conference this evening, according to the White House. He’s going to reassure the American people that the coronavirus outbreak is just more “Fake News.”
And if it turns out to be true, blame the media and the liberals.
Sources at the White House say Trump will obliterate the coronavirus in a two-prong maneuver that only a military genius like himself could devise.
First, he will create a passive defense, now requiring the border wall to be sealed at all the joints and seams with toothpaste. The anti-bacterial kind. The little buggers will never be able to walk through and since they can’t climb, or dig, they’ll never enter the United States, according to the White House sources.
For his coup de grâce, he will have a tweet ready to be sent out at the conclusion of his press conference.
“It will be great. The greatest. The greatest great,” Trump stated when asked to comment. “When these obviously Democrat leaning bugs read what I wrote, they will all die. What I tweet will be the meanest thing. Nasty. Totally nasty. I even used spell check.”
Trump is determined to keep out the illegal virus and launch the attack.
“Unless they are willing to pay a 25% tariff on their beer. Then there might be room to negotiate. I’m not an unreasonable man,” Trump concluded.
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