“It was a beautiful raid. So beautiful. The most beautiful. The greatest raid, ever. A bigly, tremendous raid. So many people from the FBI. Many, many people from the FBI came to my beautiful and best resort in the world, Mar-a-Lago, to raid it. It was huge. Very, very, huge. Many people said it was the best raid they had ever seen. Lots of people said that. Someone, an important person who knows all about raids, came up to me and said, ‘Sir, I don’t think I have ever seen a raid of this size and quality.’ I thought about what he said, and you know what? He’s right. As you know, I am the first President to be raided. No other President, not even Washington, can take credit for being the first. Everyone is saying so.”