With the Avian Flu resulting in more than 57 million chickens being destroyed by the government, egg prices are still rising due to lack of supply.
I’m seeing a dozen eggs selling for more than $5 locally. I’ve crunched the numbers and should a dozen eggs reach $8, I’m going into the egg smuggling business.
I’ve contacted “El Huevo” in Mexico. He has no shortage of eggs, or chickens, because Mexico is a bit more, shall we say, “relaxed” when it comes to the bird flu.
He’s willing to provide me with all the eggs I want at a huge discount. I just need mules to get them across the border.
I need about one hundred 90 year-olds with pick-up trucks. You must have a clean driving record, and be able to see well enough to avoid pot-holes.
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