Before Constable Tricia Mezzacappa began her illustrious career as a “Law Enforcement Officer” and part-time parking garage attendant, she was a “massage therapist.” This was back in 2009, about the time her spiral downward began.

Apparently, she had difficulty paying bills, even back then. To pay a handyman for the tasks she wanted done, she offered to barter a massage in lieu of an actual cash payment.

“Nothing sexual,” she states. Why would anyone think otherwise? Every professional masseuse posts scantily clad pictures of themselves when offering an hour of therapy. When I was in the Navy, I wouldn’t answer a massage ad unless pictures of the masseuse were included.

The passing years and sun worship haven’t been kind, so she no longer needs to clarify.

The screenshot below is the actual Craigslist ad, complete with a direct contact number.

As she likes to say, “What’s in the public domain, is fair game.”