Birdwatchers may be surprised to learn Big Brother is wearing feathers, if the latest conspiracy theory is to be believed.
Or is it just a prank to get attention. If it’s a prank, it’s an expensive one.
Peter Macando (sp?), one of the founders BirdsArentReal.com had a billboard display his message in Memphis, Tennessee. That billboard scored him an interview on the WREG Channel 3 News.
As stoners would say, I’ll have some of what he’s been smokin’.
Here’s the summation of what the Birds Aren’t Real “activists” are promoting.
- Since the Eisenhower Administration, the government began a plan of a surveillance program using robotic birds (Apparently, “higher-ups” in the administration hated pidgeon poop).
- 12 Billion birds have been intentionally killed and replaced with robot birds.
- John F. Kennedy was killed because he wanted to end the program.
- The birds were killed using converted bombers that sprayed the skies with a virus agent that targeted birds and dissolved them within 24 hours.
- The Vietnam War was fought to obtain enough Bauxite ore, which was needed to build the robot birds. Vietnam has the 3rd largest Bauxite deposits in the world.
- Robot birds were built by acid (the drug) users during the 60s and 70s. They were promised and bused to “acid parties,” where they were given fake hits of acid, and put on assembly lines. These “workers” believed building robot birds was just a crazy acid trip they had, so nobody believed them.
- Google, Facebook and Instagram are independent platforms, being used by the government to track and compile data from the billions of drone birds cruising the skies all across America.
- The work on the wall along Mexico to keep out illegal aliens was just a cover. The wall is now encapsulated with thousands of secretly embedded microwave guns to kill real birds.
The group missed some real opportunities to convince me.
They could have said DDT used in the 60s, that weakened eggshells and caused the loss of Bald Eagle hatchlings, was a hoax. A cover to explain the declining population. They made a comeback because the majority are now robots.
The massive increase in the Canadian Goose population, following their decline in the 70s, are due to an over-order of Robot Geese.
Finally, why not explain the miniature electronics needed, but supposedly didn’t exist in the 50s, 60s, and 70s, was reverse engineered from the Roswell spacecraft. The delay of the technology being released to the public was necessary until the robot bird project was fully established.
I personally believe this to be a prank, and a satire on the stupidity many have when they repeat something they saw posted on Facebook, or tweeted. Considering some right-wing nuts believed in a cabal of baby-eating pedophiles run by high ranking Democrats, there are plenty of stupid people who will believe anything they are told.
It wouldn’t surprise me to see the QAnon followers start tweeting about Robot Birds when they mention the “stolen” election.
Just to be safe though, I may have to take out that Robin that looks in my kitchen window every morning. He seems way too interested in seeing what I’m doing.
